Quotable

I want to be someone that other people quote. Right now I'm not even someone that other people "like". Seriously. What's a girl got to do to get someone on Facebook to "like" me? That's why facebook is bad. You hate it and it's annoying that people post their bowel movements and smoke breaks and what they're looking at out the window. But somehow, when those same people don't "like" anything you do, you get kind of hurt. How can I get mad at something that is so stupid? Maybe I just think it's stupid because it doesn't work for me the way it seems to work for everyone else. I really do have good thoughts that other people could use to get through their day. I just need a marketing expert.